Dirty Nayko
The act of placing a houseplant on the floor, having your girlfriend straddle it, then rubbing vigorous circles and smacking her clit until she squirts all over giving the plant its much needed hydration. The longer you can keep a plant alive with just this watering method, the more Dirty Nayko you are.
My girlfriend and I have been rocking Dirty Nayko for months and her bush is HUGE!