dirty oven
The act of scissoring one's ass to another's naval.
Star totally gave Gary the dirty oven.
dirty oven mitt
When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.
I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.
dirty dutch oven
When attempting to give a girl a dutch oven, a shart occurs. Sometimes several marks are left behind. This is a great prank for the one night road game.
Doug: "How was the girl from last night?"
Randy: "She was a cunt, she wouldn't even swallow. I gave her a dirty dutch oven."
Randy: "She was a cunt, she wouldn't even swallow. I gave her a dirty dutch oven."