Alastar
The most amazing guy that you will ever meet! Has gorgeous shiney blue/silver eyes; is really tall; shy as hell when it comes to relationships in public; can be slightly weird but is great fun to hang out with.
person 1: who's that guy over there?
person 2: oh that's Alastar, he's so amazing!
person 2: oh that's Alastar, he's so amazing!
Alastar
The bald fella that works in Aldi
Oh look it’s alastar on fruit and veg again