dirty salad
It’s weed. Mainly the youths say this. But yeah it’s just weed.
I had some of that dirty salad earlier.
Dirty Salad Bar
When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.
(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)
"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
Dirty Pepper Salad
To attempt a Dirty Pepper Salad one needs to have a "dirty girl", a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, and an appetite for anal destruction.
First you need to apply the Tabasco Sauce to the dirty girls asshole (its best for the girl to be drunk at this point to avoid a violent struggle). After the Tabasco Sauce is applied liberally, go to town tossing that Dirty Pepper Salad.
Caution: Do not go near a Dirty Pepper Salad with your wiener, if wiener contact is unavoidable, don't be a fool wrap your tool.
The Dirty Pepper Salad has also been called the "Spicy Brown Eye" and in China it has been called "General Tso's Dirty Nephew".
First you need to apply the Tabasco Sauce to the dirty girls asshole (its best for the girl to be drunk at this point to avoid a violent struggle). After the Tabasco Sauce is applied liberally, go to town tossing that Dirty Pepper Salad.
Caution: Do not go near a Dirty Pepper Salad with your wiener, if wiener contact is unavoidable, don't be a fool wrap your tool.
The Dirty Pepper Salad has also been called the "Spicy Brown Eye" and in China it has been called "General Tso's Dirty Nephew".
Mary: "Why do you have that Tabasco Sauce?"
Buck: "I like my Dirty Pepper Salad nice and HOT!"
Buck: "I like my Dirty Pepper Salad nice and HOT!"
dirty fruit salad
making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.