Dirty Sheets
N.
1. A phrase that usually means the bed sheets are stained with lubrication or, to coin the popular phrase, cum.
2. Having bed sheets that are or at least look unclean.
1. A phrase that usually means the bed sheets are stained with lubrication or, to coin the popular phrase, cum.
2. Having bed sheets that are or at least look unclean.
1. After their eventful night, Robert and Thalia discovered they had dirty sheets stained with...er...bodily fluids.
DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS
To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.
Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.
Dirty Cat Paw Sheets
When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.
"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"