Dirty South Wiener Wash
When a man curtsy flushes after diarrheaing in a toilet, the toilet water splashes the penis head and leaves fragments of poop on the penis.
*flush*
Man 1: Ah What the fuck?
Man 2: Ha ha sounds like you got a dirty south wiener wash!
Man 1: Ah What the fuck?
Man 2: Ha ha sounds like you got a dirty south wiener wash!