dirty syrup guzzler
An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!
Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!
Dirty syrup
An anal creampie, where the receptive party hasn't cleaned properly, resulting in the seminal fluids becoming colored with fecal matter.
Dude, I made it with that chick from last night, but i had some dirty syrup afterwords.