Dirty Teri
A dirty Teri is a girl who waits until her partner is asleep and shits in her hand and paints tribal war paint on her partners face and body. She then waits until morning to reveal it to him.
What did you do last night, “I gave my partner the dirty Teri”
What happened to you “my missus gave me the dirty Teri”
What happened to you “my missus gave me the dirty Teri”