Dirty ukulele
When a random person you met on the bus starts playing the ukulele inside of your rectum. That person is legally required to play Megalovania.
White boy1: Oh dude have you ever experienced a dirty ukulele?
Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.
Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.