Dirty Underwear Club
A worldwide underground club that has members who attempt to outdo one another for the most days and nights of wearing the same pair of underwear without washing them.
Late at night when we’re all by ourselves, we log onto the Dirty Underwear Club website with our reports of “another day in the same pair” until one of us pathetic loser dirtbags wins and then it’s a sleazy award that we can’t really show anyone because it’s so disgraceful and disgusting; but we are, in that moment, a winner.