dirty wood
It's whene you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a shit right in the middle of it
You I broke up with my girlfriend
Why
Because I we had some dirty wood
Why
Because I we had some dirty wood
'Dirty J-Wood'
The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.
In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.
Dirty Woods
The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting
Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben