dirty yannic
Having sex with 2 men and a midget whilst looking at a picture of George Washington. All of this has to be done whilst wearing a furry but plug. Before ejaculating, one has to defecate into the mouth of the attending midget. The pleasure of the butt plug leaving your ass should make you cum, now you have to cum into the eyes of the 2 men attending.
My uncle said I had to relax for a bit. He suggested I try the dirty yannic.