Dirty Zach
When you get super high and fuck a girl in order to forget how ugly she is.
Damn bro I heard Chris pulled a Dirty Zach because some girl catfished him from Tinder.
Dirty Zach
That thing when you heat up a can of cranberry sauce, stick it in a woman’s rectum and then go to town.
The best part of Thanksgiving is when you pull a Dirty Zach before dinner.
Dirty Zach
The act of pushing a woman's face into a full box of cat litter
That chick pissed me off so much, I gave her the dirty Zach. Pretty sure she got cat shit in her nose
Dirty Zach
When Zach shoves his tiny penis in his wifey for lifey Gracie
Yo, someone just pulled a Dirty Zach!
Dirty Zach
When you get caught with someone's sex shank in your prison pocket!
I walked in on big daddy Kev giving a dirty Zach to the maintenance guy.
Dirty Zach
When you have sexual intercouse with your spouse. Right before you ejaculate, ram a bottle of red bull, then immediately start beating your spouse while you jizz inside of her.
"I gave Jessica a Dirty Zach last night, I think she's gonna break up with me!"
Dirty Zach
Dirty Zach is the old creepy guy whom is assuredly a pedofile. Often they take geritol to try and keep up with those whippersnappers whom they molest.
Hey kids stay away from that dirty zach.