dirunktions
Directions given or received by a drunk person.
"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"
"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"
"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"
Dirunktions
Directions given by an intoxicated person, usually of very poor quality.
Hey, I finally made it. No thanks to Jerry's dirunktions