disco balled

When a guy is getting head and blows his load all over her face then throws a handful of glitter on her face.

The act of dipping your balls in glitter and consequently teabagging someone.

When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.

After a fine lady has just given you a wonderful BJ, she spits a little of your load onto your sack, then dusts it with glitter. Then you dim the lights, throw on a little Bee Gees, and perform the no pants dance like it was 1975.

When a man is recieving oral sex and ejaculates on a woman's face then quickly applies glitter to her face.

An other word for Edward Cullen, the pathetic whimpy vampire from the Twilight book series. Edward, instantly failing at the moment of creation,still has something special about him. Instead of burning down to the ground in pure awesomness like real vampires, Edward starts sparkling like a little bitch. Even though he fails at being a vampire (no shit sherlock), beheading him will turn him into a perfect disco ball. Edwards head needs sunlight to sparkle, but lubing it will make him go sunshine in the dark. It srsly works. I have Emmet's head laying in the closet, and Edward hanging on the ceiling.

The result of accidentally using your girl friends glitter lotion to self-service.