disco pussy

The cheesy, sweaty and smelly attributes a women's vagina has after a big night of drinking and dancing.

The smell a women's vagina has after a big night out clubbing

This is a phenomenon where a woman wearing white,summer weight shorts or pants carries a certain brand of cell phone that displays blinking, multi-colored lights,when ringing,in a front pocket (next to her minge). When receiving an incoming call,her camel-toe area lights up like a carnival ride. It is very funny and freaky to observe.(especially in a grocery store)

Remember back in the '70s, when American cars were 500 feet long, the Internet was DARPAnet, a pixel was two inches wide, and porn flicks had plots, were shot on film, and shown in theaters? Well, back then, no right-thinking lady would ever -think- to take a razor to her nether-regions. Disco Pussy is that great big, full, thick, untouched, unaltered, beautiful bush of pubic hair on the female genitalia whose popularity in fashion experienced its peak (and subsequent decline) right along with Studio 54.

Disco Pussy is pussy the way God himself intended it to look. It's a pussy that, upon first sight, makes "Saturday Night Fever" by the Bee Gees instantly start to play in your head.

Nowadays, a Disco Pussy is harder to find than an honest politician.

The throbbing sensation you get in your cha-cha when you think about the paint-melting sex you had.