Disco SNF
An increasingly popular skilled nursing facility franchise marketed to Baby Boomers who once only dreamed of nightly dancing in their golden years on a disco dance floor into the wee hours, fueled by prescription drugs of every sort.
The Disco SNF is what I’ve longed for, I can now happily leave my cumbersome housebound existence, filled with rotting floors, filthy cat boxes and handyman visits, and head straight for a throbbing 80s nirvana, hoping I will exit this life on my beloved dance floor!