Discount double-check
When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.
I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.
Discount Double Check
While doing a girl from behind, right before blowing your load, pull out and finish in your hands. Then grab her stomach and smear it around her waist like a championship belt. Because, well, she earned it.
Austin: Did I just see that girl leave your room with a sticky stomach?
Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.
Austin: Cool bro! *high five*
Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.
Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.
Austin: Cool bro! *high five*
Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.
Discount Double Check
To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.
Packers Fan: Hey you
Bears Fan: What?
Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!
Bears Fan: F**ker
Bears Fan: What?
Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!
Bears Fan: F**ker