Discrempelate
1. To improperly use a word (v.); 2. To refer to something as something that it is not (v.); 3. The false attribution of a definition to a word (n.).
-Isn't it ironic how we both ended up wearing a blue striped shirt to work today?
-No, it's coincidental. Way to discrempelate.
-No, it's coincidental. Way to discrempelate.