Disgloriant
Disgloriant is the 1st and only term to ever successfully describe something that can otherwise only be referred to with a combination of “Disgusting”, “Glorious”, and “Radiant”. Disgloriant is defined as a word used to describe something so revolting that despite better judgment, you can’t look away. ie: a massive turd, or a FUPA
“I was in taco bell taking a piss the other day and I saw a Jimmy Dugan so Disgloriant I had to send Brian a picture”