Disheveled
To be messy, but in a knowing way, as to want happen.
I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled.
disheveled
adj. Generic term describing a confused individual; in a confused mental state; temporarily incapable of functioning normally within society due to confusion; temporarily incapable of basic hygiene due to confusion.
"He was in a severely disheveled state after the effects of the cake wore off."
dishevelled lugworm
A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.
Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.
Meticulously Disheveled
When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.
I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.
Dishevelled Goblin
What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.
I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin.
Disheveled disadvantage
When someone’s ugliness effects their life dramatically,
Opposite to pretty privilege
Opposite to pretty privilege
“My friend has a bad case of disheveled disadvantage”
chronic dishevelment
An ailment suffered by people who look like hell most of the time, even when they are trying hard to not look like hell.
Betty: There's Tom, looking like walking hell again.
Jenny: He's the fucking poster child for chronic dishevelment.
Betty: Ha!
Jenny: He's the fucking poster child for chronic dishevelment.
Betty: Ha!