Dishwatcher
It watches your dishes for you.
I have a dishwatcher.
Dishwatching
The shameful act of sitting at the dinner table and watching others do dishes. Sitting in such a manor that you could be confised for an old old wooden boat.
-"WTF, that son of a bitch bobby is dishwatching again."
- "Dont look now, but we gotta dishwatcher"
- "Is that an old old wooden boat?...no...nope thats a dishwatcher"
- "Dont look now, but we gotta dishwatcher"
- "Is that an old old wooden boat?...no...nope thats a dishwatcher"