Disney Hair

The haircut that young boys all want and many have that reflect the boys on the Disney channel Hannah Montana, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody etc. It's mostly a longer cut with the hair coming down over the child's ears. Many times the child is indistinguishable from being a boy or girl.

That horrible haircut that distinguishes Disney's exclusive collection of metrosexuals. The stylists behind it require that you're not female, but intend to look like one. We've all probably seen it; Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, Cole and Dylan sprouse, etcetera etcetera, all sport one. It kind of looks like someone turned on a leaf blower at full power directly behind your head and a hairstylist ran over to save the day by spritzing it in place. May or may not resemble a helmet.

Note: To sport one, you must be a Disney star, a Disney fanatic, effeminate, underdeveloped mentally, underdeveloped in the gonad area, inexperienced sexually...and so the list continues.