Disneyitis
Disneyitis is a common disease in which the mother (OR mother and father) of a main character dies or gets high levels of anger and becomes a villain.
“Sadly, Elsa & Anna’s mother has caught Disneyitis.”
Disneyitis
The result of watching too much Disney Channel, like a Jessie marathon during season 4.
Boy 1: What's up!
Boy 2: I found out I have Disneyitis. I was watching Ant Farm, Jessie, and all the other shows last night. (snores)
Boy 2: I found out I have Disneyitis. I was watching Ant Farm, Jessie, and all the other shows last night. (snores)
Disneyism
The practice of buying major companies to build a huge monopoly.
This company is notorious for Disneyism
Disneyism
(1) To quote Disney phrases; phrases spoken from or in reference to any Disney movie(s) or Disney related theme(s).
(2) The act of a person using Disney movie quotes/lyrics in everyday speech by choice for humorous purposes.
(3) An incurable illness stemming from watching countless hours of Disney movies with your child/children... over and over... leaving you with the insatiable or involuntary urge to quote Disney sayings/songs in everyday life against your will.
(4) An unspoken word game, of-sorts, between parents or small Disney movie watching children and Disney fanatics.
(2) The act of a person using Disney movie quotes/lyrics in everyday speech by choice for humorous purposes.
(3) An incurable illness stemming from watching countless hours of Disney movies with your child/children... over and over... leaving you with the insatiable or involuntary urge to quote Disney sayings/songs in everyday life against your will.
(4) An unspoken word game, of-sorts, between parents or small Disney movie watching children and Disney fanatics.
Kacie: "Dude, Christina wants to go to the Warped Tour in Cincy, OH"
Bub: "Tell her to take the Jelly Mann... braven the jellies!" (surfer accent)
Bub: "Ha ha ah... did a Disneyism again."
*Reference is made to the movie Little Nemo; the part where Crush, the seaturtle, meets Marlin, Nemo's dad, after he braves a swarm of jellyfish to save Dorie.
Other Examples of an act of Disneyism:
(1) Bob is pissed off at work and tells his co-worker that he is going to break something if he doesn't get his way and then proceeds to intimidate you. Your response to mock him is, "OOOOH Mufasssa!!!" (Ref: The Lion King)
(2) Otis: Cuz, ain't it hunt'en season yet?
Billy-Boy: Yeah... bout time we go hunts some Bambi.
(3) P1: "You little... cretin!" (pronounces it 'krettin')
P2: "First of all, it's 'cretin' (pronounces it 'kreetin') If you're going to insult me, do it properly." (Ref: Monsters, Inc.)
Bub: "Tell her to take the Jelly Mann... braven the jellies!" (surfer accent)
Bub: "Ha ha ah... did a Disneyism again."
*Reference is made to the movie Little Nemo; the part where Crush, the seaturtle, meets Marlin, Nemo's dad, after he braves a swarm of jellyfish to save Dorie.
Other Examples of an act of Disneyism:
(1) Bob is pissed off at work and tells his co-worker that he is going to break something if he doesn't get his way and then proceeds to intimidate you. Your response to mock him is, "OOOOH Mufasssa!!!" (Ref: The Lion King)
(2) Otis: Cuz, ain't it hunt'en season yet?
Billy-Boy: Yeah... bout time we go hunts some Bambi.
(3) P1: "You little... cretin!" (pronounces it 'krettin')
P2: "First of all, it's 'cretin' (pronounces it 'kreetin') If you're going to insult me, do it properly." (Ref: Monsters, Inc.)
Disneyism
The ideology of the Walt Disney Company includes neoliberalism, wokeism, socialism, anti-unionism, and radical populism.
The policies of Disneyism are tearing the company apart.