distance distortion factor

Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".

"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".

Distance Distortion Factor

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.

Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

俚语	distance distortion factor
释义	distance distortion factor Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF". Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good". "Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there." After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor". Distance Distortion Factor when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get. Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!! Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF. Guy 1: A what? Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close. Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you. Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good! Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF). Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you. Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good! Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
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