Distcombobulation
When you are absolutely twisted out your bonce and have no words to describe how completely shit faced you have become. Also used as Discombobulated, as to Discombobulated or to describe the one who intends on giving their pals far too many treats in order for them to become Discombobulated that they then become the Distcombobulater.
I have had far too much mate, my jaws is in another postcode and I have one eye looking at you and one eye looking for you I've completley distcombobulated myself. ~It's a matter of total Distcombobulation