distraculating

1. When you can't focus on a task, so you jerk off instead. See also: procrasturbating.

2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.

"How's Daniel doing on his science fair project? Working hard up there in his room?"
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"

*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."

俚语	distraculating
释义	distraculating 1. When you can't focus on a task, so you jerk off instead. See also: procrasturbating. 2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment. "How's Daniel doing on his science fair project? Working hard up there in his room?" "Nope, he's up there distraculating." "Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?" BEEEEEP "Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..." Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird "...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."
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