ditchy
An action that involves ditching someone for someone else
Person 1: oh my god, so my boyfriend and I were supposed to go to a movie together but he hung out with his friend instead!
Person 2: no way! thats so ditchy!
Person 2: no way! thats so ditchy!
Ditchy
A jerk like person, or a useless person. the word derives from the phrase "ditch weed" which is useless weed that can't do anything, thus, ditchy
He was being super Ditchy today, did you see him touch her ass?
ditchy
Low-grade, less than stellar, shitty, crappy, rundown.
(Orig. ditch weed)
(Orig. ditch weed)
Nate tooked like a tool showing up at prom with his ditch 1992 Lexus with rust spots.
Even with the new paint job, the house on the corner still looks ditchy with the broken screen door.
Even with the new paint job, the house on the corner still looks ditchy with the broken screen door.
Ditchy McAbandonpants
Pathetic loser who leaves his friends in the lurch when they needed him most. This saying may have been spawned in 2005 by the children's cartoon, "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".
Character 2 is attacked by a monster and his friend bugs out instead of staying to help him. After #2 gets stomped, Character 1 walks up and asks:
Character 1: "Are you ok??"
Character 2: "Sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) No thanks to Ditchy McAbandonpants here."
Character 1: "Are you ok??"
Character 2: "Sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) No thanks to Ditchy McAbandonpants here."
ditchy pants
A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.
UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!
ditchy magoo
Someone who ditches an excessive amount of times and wears glasses like Mr Magoo.
Can also be used to describe someone who doesn't like iced cream
Can also be used to describe someone who doesn't like iced cream
I was supposed to hang out with Jean tonight, but that ditchy magoo couldn't even find the place.
Ditchie
The act of leaving friends in a bar early to go home and scrape your ass like a muddy ditch in bed
Did richie leave early ? Yeah good old ditchie strikes again