Ditka
A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched
In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.
Ditka
Something that is incredibly badass
Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.
Ditka
Putting all your eggs in one basket. It is in reference to the 1999 NFL draft, when then-New Orleans Saints coach (and former Chicago Bears coach) Mike Ditka gave up all his draft picks for star Texas Longhorns Running Back Ricky Williams.
One of the guys on NFL Network today said that even if the Houston Texans were offered a Ditka for Reggie Bush, they would still turn it down.
ditka
the pimpingest of the pimps...always a high roller and knows how to pop the cris'
"ditka."
"you think you're a pimp? you ain't no ditka."
"you think you're a pimp? you ain't no ditka."
Ditka punch
To strike with the force of a Mack truck. To decimate an oponent with a single blow. Used as a sexual reference, whilst humping doggystyle very similar to a donkey punch however when striking the young womans lower back, you unintentionally break her spine.
"Man, i accidentally Ditka punched michelle last night. So i finished up and dropped her in front of the hospital."
"He was like 'say what you need to say,' so i ditka punched his face in"
"He was like 'say what you need to say,' so i ditka punched his face in"
Pull a Ditka
1. Term used during the NFL draft and Fantasy draft. Giving up every draft pick for one first-rounder, like Mike Ditka did in the 1999 NFL draft when he gave up all his picks for Ricky Williams.
2. Putting all your eggs in one basket.
2. Putting all your eggs in one basket.
1. I so want Reggie Bush on my team, I am going to pull a Ditka and give up my first five fantasy picks to get him.
2. She wants to compete in American Idol so bad, she is going to pull a Ditka and sell everything she owns for voice lessons and a trip to Austin just to audition.
2. She wants to compete in American Idol so bad, she is going to pull a Ditka and sell everything she owns for voice lessons and a trip to Austin just to audition.
Ditka dugan
Noun: A massive, colossal, over-sized, nearly un-flushable shit that makes a mockery of every toilet bowls' code of standards. Some of the more famous and celebrated Ditka dugan's have been known to incapacitate plumbing fixtures nationwide. One usually experiences the relief of pinching a Ditka dugan after a large meal, such as barbeque beef ribs or a hibachi dinner at a Japanese restaraunt. This form of dugan is most common among male adults.
This syonym for taking a "number two" memorializes the NFL hall-of-famer Mike Ditka, whose obvious portly/hairy appearance would lead any common man to believe that Ditka's dugan would triumphantly dwarf his own.
This syonym for taking a "number two" memorializes the NFL hall-of-famer Mike Ditka, whose obvious portly/hairy appearance would lead any common man to believe that Ditka's dugan would triumphantly dwarf his own.
(on his way out of the office): "Janice, hold all my calls -I've gotta go drop a Ditka dugan. But I'll be right back."