Divaagar

An Indian, keling, a great friend, a friend with special needs(retarded).

He most likely goes with the name dave or div, because anything longer he wont be able to memorize, will start a conversation or end it with a bad joke, In the end its just to put a smile on somebody's face, retarded, I feel like I said that already, He will make plans, plans that might not reach the light of day, but if it works, its for friends. Not exactly obese but chubby isnt the right word either, Dad bod sounds nice but he's more of a creepy uncle, Lets go with Dad Bod, He will try to contribute in social matters, will most likely be an Extrovert but thinks he's an Introvert. Retarded, I feel like Ive said that before, oh welp, Gives a welcoming vibe, but might come off as rude to some people.

A Natural Born Simp,
But Also A Fat Fucking Retard.
Call Chimp,
And Steal His Credit Card.

In The End He's A Friend,
A Retard.
A Guy With Many Ammends,
And Also A Retard.

Wait, I fee-
Jk Div, we are all retards