diver
When the back seat of a car is filled. Both window seats and bitch is taken, sometimes double bitch is taken into effect. So there is absolutely no space, not even for one more cheek. The last person has to get a running start and dive across all the people sitting in the back seat and lay on top of their laps.
Brian (last person to get in, window seat) "Danny, looks like your trunkin it"
Danny (standing outside car) "Nah fuck that, let me get diver"
Danny (standing outside car) "Nah fuck that, let me get diver"
Diver
A term used for a person who acts injuried after a 'weak' tackle.
"Man dat boi is such a diver, i didn't even touch him"
"he went heskey to ronaldo in 1 second, he's rolling around like a lil diver"
"he went heskey to ronaldo in 1 second, he's rolling around like a lil diver"
diver
A person performing oral sex in a woman. Also known as eating and going down.
guy1: hey, where is Brad?
guy2: he's diving in Susie for almost an hour.
guy2: he's diving in Susie for almost an hour.
divers
5 GBP worth of skunk which is mainly one spliff so its worth buying a benners really.
Divers usually dealt in South East and East London.
Divers usually dealt in South East and East London.
Set me a divers ruuuude boii
Divering
Verb
Div-er-ing
The act of looking like you are busy at work but in-fact not doing anything at all.
If you are divering you are a divvy
Div-er-ing
The act of looking like you are busy at work but in-fact not doing anything at all.
If you are divering you are a divvy
Person 1 “Why is my McDonald’s order taking so long”
Person 2 “because that employee is divering about”
Person 2 “because that employee is divering about”
Diver
A wonderful and creative name for a wonderful and creative person! Divers often have curly hair and dresses interestingly. Everyone loves diver but diver does not know. People who are lucky enough to have the name diver are usually Irish or have Irish heritage.
Have you met diver?
No, do they like to dive
Maybe, but she is amazing!
Ok, I will go find her right now!
Have fun
I will!
No, do they like to dive
Maybe, but she is amazing!
Ok, I will go find her right now!
Have fun
I will!
diver
The definition of an Arsenal player, the only reason that Arsenal managed to go undefeated this season. Notice Pires diving for a penalty against Portsmouth to draw. Note also that Arsenal have two decent english footballers, Henry is a clear homo-sexual, Keown is possibly the ugliest monkey ever, Pires has yet to clean the stain off his chin.
P.S. they will never make it past the quarter-finals of the champion's league unlike a certain other London club.
P.S. they will never make it past the quarter-finals of the champion's league unlike a certain other London club.
"You fuckin dick Pires, if you don't stop diving i'm going to run on the pitch and cut off your legs, and then will have fun beating you with them as you role around on the floor in real pain for once"