Divorcer
the biggest, blackest, most intimidating dildo ever. Not intended for mass production.
Divorcer:
Some Guy: What's the biggest thing you've ever stuffed in there?
Girl who loves huge dildo's: Well once I got an entire vase in there, but it was no divorcer.
At a Mexican restaurant;
Guy: Boy that burrito sure was huge, probably the biggest I've ever eaten.
Other Guy: Yeah dude, that thing was as big as the divorcer.
Some Guy: What's the biggest thing you've ever stuffed in there?
Girl who loves huge dildo's: Well once I got an entire vase in there, but it was no divorcer.
At a Mexican restaurant;
Guy: Boy that burrito sure was huge, probably the biggest I've ever eaten.
Other Guy: Yeah dude, that thing was as big as the divorcer.
divorce
Something that only an idiot can have more than once.
"You had another divorce!"
Divorce
From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff
divorce
the legal ending of a marriage
The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.
Divorce
A legal ending to a marriage usually caused by fighting cheating or abuse
Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you Chad you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink)
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!
Divorce
The future tense of marriage
A: im getting a divorce
B: I told you
B: I told you
Divorce
The seperation of a once married couple that leads the children to live with one of their parents and occasionally visits the other when desired or is forced to kiss the financilly wealthier one's ass in order to be put in such things as University. The seperation of the parents leave long lasting effects on their child, common effects are Inner Rage, Depression and doubts of love and marriage. The child of divorced parents does benefit a couple things such as Independence, Peace and one less parent off their back.
Divorce example : You