dixplosive

A literal translation from Chinese buzzword 屌爆了 (diǎo bào le), "dick explosive", which means "fucking awesome".

Dixplosion occurs after your urethra has compiled enough cat excrement to literally explode. The process is usually started as someone lifts the toilet seat to urinate when suddenly the toilet seat crashes down on to your penis causing your urethra to expand, after such a loud noise the friendly feline creature naturally becomes curious and checks the scene out. After smelling your bruised urethra the cat turns around and places a large amount of its feces into your penis until it explodes internally from the pressure of the cat turds.