dizzork
Old school different way of saying "dork". first coined in the early 90's in Redlands, CA by locals wanting to sound South Central-like. Later he brought it up north to "P Town", (Prunedale), near Salas, and from there it's usage spread throughout the known universe.
"This valley dude from San Jo was trying to pick up on like this HOT cheerleader from Santa Cruz, and he had, like, all this Burger King ketchup and mayonaise dripped down his Simpson's T shirt and green dayglo shorts, and she's all, "go a-Way, dillweed!"
What a DIZZORK!
What a DIZZORK!