DJ Complex

An awesome, badass house music DJ who is known in Australia for creating The Old Skool Rebelz. DJ Complex derives his name from not only having 'a complex' (in the form of a massive chip on his shoulder), but also from being a complex character of succinct distinction. Always a Gentleman, and always plays to the crowds wishes, unlike many a teeny-bopper DJ who suddenly cant find a fucking piece of wifi or know how to download songs from the internet if you give them a request. Complex lives to show other DJs their errors. See Mixcloud.

Punter who likes to dance: "Excuse me old bean but I have 3 very tasty hot women who are wanting to take me back to theirs tonight for copious amounts of intercourse and hopefully a lot of face-sitting; however, they want to see my sexy moves on the dancefloor before they make their decision. I was wondering, if it fits with your plans and you could find it in your heart to do so, if you wouldnt mind playing "All In" by Norman Doray? "
Teeny-bopper DJ: "Wha?"

Punter: "Can you put Norman Doray "All In" on?

Teeny bopper DJ: "Sorry I haven't got it"

Punter: Well perhaps you should take a leaf out of DJ Complex's book and get it fucking downloaded from the tinterweb or whatever youz kids use these days. It's not like you have to drag heavy vinyl round the place everywhere ya snotty nosed young cunt"

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释义	DJ Complex An awesome, badass house music DJ who is known in Australia for creating The Old Skool Rebelz. DJ Complex derives his name from not only having 'a complex' (in the form of a massive chip on his shoulder), but also from being a complex character of succinct distinction. Always a Gentleman, and always plays to the crowds wishes, unlike many a teeny-bopper DJ who suddenly cant find a fucking piece of wifi or know how to download songs from the internet if you give them a request. Complex lives to show other DJs their errors. See Mixcloud. Punter who likes to dance: "Excuse me old bean but I have 3 very tasty hot women who are wanting to take me back to theirs tonight for copious amounts of intercourse and hopefully a lot of face-sitting; however, they want to see my sexy moves on the dancefloor before they make their decision. I was wondering, if it fits with your plans and you could find it in your heart to do so, if you wouldnt mind playing "All In" by Norman Doray? " Teeny-bopper DJ: "Wha?" Punter: "Can you put Norman Doray "All In" on? Teeny bopper DJ: "Sorry I haven't got it" Punter: Well perhaps you should take a leaf out of DJ Complex's book and get it fucking downloaded from the tinterweb or whatever youz kids use these days. It's not like you have to drag heavy vinyl round the place everywhere ya snotty nosed young cunt"
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