dkm
Acronym for "don't kill me". Often used when somebody says something that somebody else finds really funny, alluding to them 'dying' of laughter.
Sometimes used sarcastically.
Sometimes used sarcastically.
Genuine:
Guy 1: "Dude my mom's so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death."
Guy 2: "HAHAHAHA dkm"
Sarcastic:
Guy 1: "Dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from Woodbridge is the shit! They're such excellent musicians!"
Guy 2: "Yeah o.k. LOL dkm"
Guy 1: "Dude my mom's so technologically impaired that if you gave her a baseball bat and told her to ruin my computer, she would beat the keyboard to death."
Guy 2: "HAHAHAHA dkm"
Sarcastic:
Guy 1: "Dude, that new technoeurosailorscenecore band from Woodbridge is the shit! They're such excellent musicians!"
Guy 2: "Yeah o.k. LOL dkm"
dkm
“don’t know man”
hey when’s the football game “dkm” oh ok
DKM
Don't Kill Me
Please DKM
DKM
DKM is an acronym for Dropkick Murphys.
Dude! Did you know that DKM just released another album?
DKM
DKM is Shite
Omg DKM released another shite addon! BAS is so much better
Dkm
Dont now me its kinda like idk just dkm
Stop talking about me because idk you and you dkm🤦🏽 ♂️