al bundying
The act of turning down sex from your SO as a man.
OMG, I can't believe my boyfriend was al bundying me, is he cheating on me?
al bundying
The act of sleeping/relaxing with your hand down your pants.
Al Bundy always sits on the couch with his hand down his pants.
"Billy Bob is al bundying himself again!"
"Billy Bob is al bundying himself again!"
Al Bundy
A Shoe-selling, beer-ingesting, hormone raging hero to people of all races and ages. A fictional super-man from Chicago, Illinois who from 1987-1997 spoke for the every-man who lived in a repetitive nightmare of a dysfunctional matrimony and a life devoid of interesting activity
The All-american Dad
Al Bundy
The comforting feeling of sticking and resting your hand under the waist band of your pants while relaxing.
A beer in one hand, Al Bundy in the other...
Al Bundy
The king of men.
All hail Al Bundy!
al bundy
The epitome of sarcasm and apathy. The feeling of total helplessness in a world of women's scorn, amazonian masterhood, and specials on import beer.
Its a mad, mad Al Bundy world out there, thank god for Bigguns and Girly girl beer.
Al Bundy
When a player on your fantasy football team scores 4 touchdowns in a single game.
My running back just scored his third touchdown. One more and he will pull off an Al Bundy.