Do a Randal
You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.
Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!