Do a Varcoe
To prematurely ejaculate in record time, an especially common trait among Moroccan dwarves.
F'ugly Lady: is it in yet, you're not going to do a Varcoe are you?
*He has already spummed*
Sam: Hello I'm Sam and I've just done a Varcoe!
*He has already spummed*
Sam: Hello I'm Sam and I've just done a Varcoe!