Dobie

Dobie is a naval term for wash. It is generally used with other words such as Dobie-dust or Dobie-powder meaning washing powder.
Instant-dobie is slang for deoderant or anti-perspirant as the act of putting deoderant on is joked to be a quick wash for 'stinky sailors' instead of them taking a shower.

When you take a dump and it comes out in one huge glob. Also has to to be done in under 5 second.

Spazz, Rage, or Freak-out.

A lazy employee (usually a long haired hippie) that will work harder trying to avoid work than if he actually did his job. Is usually acompanied by a woodchuck that lives in his beard. Also known as the dobster, dobsterman or obi wan kadobie

The act of doing business faster. By condensing “doing business” into “dobis” one can complete their workload in a much timelier manner.

An awesome mythical creature. Known to have been the best goalie in the league. Legend has it that the Doby was born from the mighty Mother Doby. The Doby was raised to kill, his daily exercises was running in the wind, his majestic hair, glimmering in the early morning sun. LOL all of this may or may not be true, but one thing is certain. Doby, he is Doby. Enough said.

A word used for when someone has a spaz / unnecessary freak out.

A way to say that they are overreacting.
Something you use if you don't feel like arguing back, or don't think that it's worth it.