Alcahol
(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.
“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”
“My body, my choice.”
*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*
“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”
“My body, my choice.”
*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*
“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”
alcahole
Holy Alcohol
Check out that alcahole
alcahol
A liquid good for preserving almost anything except secrets.
Girl- I cant beleive you cheated on me
Guy- But i diddnt!!
Girl- You told me you did last night!
Guy- That was the alcahol talking...
Guy- But i diddnt!!
Girl- You told me you did last night!
Guy- That was the alcahol talking...
alcaholic
Josh Booth is a drinking machine. he wakes up drinks all day and night then goes to sleep, and dreams of drinking. he is like a robot from that show futurama.
it's like my liver is banging a puddle of vodka - Josh booth
Alcaholic
A guy named Jordan
1. Keep drinking like that and you'll become a Jordan