Doctor Dammit
a friend of yours that preforms the act of forgetting essential details at the most critical of times involving matters of utmost importance, therefore screwing up everything.
Alex: Dude, josh totally doctor dammit'd me boning my girlfriend last night!
Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.
Alex:...do what?
Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!
Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.
Alex:...do what?
Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!