DoctorJazz
A DoctorJazz is best characterized by a super omega gargantuan love for Nine Inch Nails. You see? He likes big boy bands. I guess you could say, he isn't very "fragile". Despite borderline being in love with Trent Reznor, another key attribute of a DoctorJazz is that he is extremely, but EXTREMELY, heterosexual. Yeah, it's true. He will **** you like an animal.
Damn, that guy over there really really likes Nine Inch Nails. Oh yeah, and women too. He must totally be a DoctorJazz, hahaha!