dodec

a something-something that nobody gives any fux about.

This knowledge awards people free chipotle

AH: "A dodec is a metaphysical object with a very high specific gravity. It's primary use is being dropped"

Me: I don't care... you should give me free chipotle

Dodeccing

To expel all bodily fluids at once. (Like tripling, but times 4) Cannot be partaken by men unless the piss/cum flap has been removed.

e.g. Oh shit, he's dodeccing all over the carpet. That'll take ages to clean up.

Dodeccing

A series of short 'pop' like farts that come out in multiples of a high number eg dodecahedron - 10 sided shape

omg it was so embarassing I was banana buffing on webcam and i let a dodec slip! I've been dodeccing all day its like an egg buffet in here!

Dodec of Death

A hollow dodecahedron that will single-handedly decide the fate of anyone who dares to reach their hand inside. The two outcomes are death or marriage.

The class could not be more ready for the Dodec of Death.

Dodecing

Spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you.

"Hey bro want to come to the concert on Friday?"

"Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"

俚语	dodec
释义	dodec a something-something that nobody gives any fux about. This knowledge awards people free chipotle AH: "A dodec is a metaphysical object with a very high specific gravity. It's primary use is being dropped" Me: I don't care... you should give me free chipotle Dodeccing To expel all bodily fluids at once. (Like tripling, but times 4) Cannot be partaken by men unless the piss/cum flap has been removed. e.g. Oh shit, he's dodeccing all over the carpet. That'll take ages to clean up. Dodeccing A series of short 'pop' like farts that come out in multiples of a high number eg dodecahedron - 10 sided shape omg it was so embarassing I was banana buffing on webcam and i let a dodec slip! I've been dodeccing all day its like an egg buffet in here! Dodec of Death A hollow dodecahedron that will single-handedly decide the fate of anyone who dares to reach their hand inside. The two outcomes are death or marriage. The class could not be more ready for the Dodec of Death. Dodecing Spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you. "Hey bro want to come to the concert on Friday?" "Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"
随便看	the jeralyn the jeremiah the jeremy the jeremy kyle show the jeremy springer thejerism the jerk the jerk's the jerk store called, they're running out of you! the jerk store called, they're running out of you! the jerk-stun the jerk trap the jerkules couch the jerma curse the jerma inevitability the jeroen-solution the jerry the jerry effect the jerry lewis the jerry nicklin the jerry paradox the jerry's the jerry springer the jerry springer show the jersey