dodec
a something-something that nobody gives any fux about.
This knowledge awards people free chipotle
This knowledge awards people free chipotle
AH: "A dodec is a metaphysical object with a very high specific gravity. It's primary use is being dropped"
Me: I don't care... you should give me free chipotle
Me: I don't care... you should give me free chipotle
Dodeccing
To expel all bodily fluids at once. (Like tripling, but times 4) Cannot be partaken by men unless the piss/cum flap has been removed.
e.g. Oh shit, he's dodeccing all over the carpet. That'll take ages to clean up.
Dodeccing
A series of short 'pop' like farts that come out in multiples of a high number eg dodecahedron - 10 sided shape
omg it was so embarassing I was banana buffing on webcam and i let a dodec slip! I've been dodeccing all day its like an egg buffet in here!
Dodec of Death
A hollow dodecahedron that will single-handedly decide the fate of anyone who dares to reach their hand inside. The two outcomes are death or marriage.
The class could not be more ready for the Dodec of Death.
Dodecing
Spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you.
"Hey bro want to come to the concert on Friday?"
"Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"
"Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"