Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

does the carpet match the drapes

This question is used to ask if a woman has died her hair. It is often used to find out the natural hair colour of a person.

Bob "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Alice "Yes but not the upholstery"
Bob "..."

俚语	does the carpet match the drapes
释义	Does the carpet match the drapes? A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head. "Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?" Does the carpet match the drapes? An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described: "Does the carpet match the drapes?" "There's no carpet, it's just hardwood." Does the carpet match the drapes? Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color. One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?" Does the carpet match the drapes? A Secret Code to find a hostage mole Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes? Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn. Max: Hey, me too! Sam: Sorry I asked. Does the carpet match the drapes One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head. Often used to find out natural hair color. In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?" Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?! Friend: What? Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde! Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes? Me: YEEEHH does the carpet match the drapes This question is used to ask if a woman has died her hair. It is often used to find out the natural hair colour of a person. Bob "Does the carpet match the drapes?" Alice "Yes but not the upholstery" Bob "..."
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