dog catcher

A metaphor in political prose for the lowest possible and least-regarded elected office or politician thereof.

A dude who has a penchant for screwing ugly chicks... especially when he gets drunk.

• a term used for cops, when they grab your friend, detain him, and try and scare him into acting out of control, when they're sure abducting teenagers and little kids, is as easy as upsetting them, and scaring them, with guns and uniform anyone could take, but that they can do it in public, and no one will, what stop them? everyone kills dog catchers..
• police that use police cars, not unmarked vans,
• neighborhood watch patrollers with
dog catcher vans
• ANYONE from animal control, when all you need is a dog killer with a vet license, to kill your friend legally, what after jail, for being a dog?
or deer?

A Dog Catcher is someone who attracts and is attracted to women of a homely nature. Usually these women (also referred to as 'dogs') are quite desperate for any attention from the opposite sex.

These dogs have a tendency to congregate around the dog catcher in the form of packs, with each pack having a Alpha Dog. The Alpha Dog is usually a female with whom the dog catcher has had a serious relationship with, while the pack consists of his various one-night stands.

You can distinguish the pack leader by her boisterous, dominant personality, and her protective nature towards the catcher, and of course her hideous looks.
The pack on the other hand can be identified as several small clusters of unseemly girls huddled in close proximity to the catcher. The members of the pack will not openly flirt with or even talk to the catcher if others are around because of fear that they might be publicly rejected.

There is little that a non-professional can do to help these individuals as they are very set in their ways. It is commonly said that after a year or two, the average Dog Catcher is so set in his ways that he will continue to chase after and catch 'dogs' for the rest of his miserable life.