Dog Dick
An expression if disapproval.
Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"
Me: "That's dog dick"
Dog Dick
1. An uncircumcised penis.
2. The dick of a dog.
2. The dick of a dog.
1. "I'm glad that I'm cut. Dog dick looks fuckin nasty."
2. "Haha, look at that dog. He's got a dog dick."
"No shit Sherlock...."
2. "Haha, look at that dog. He's got a dog dick."
"No shit Sherlock...."
Dog Dick
When you have to take a shit so bad that the tip of the terd slowly makes it's way out of your anus and quickly goes back inside. (The same way a dog's penis moves when it becomes erect).
Damn yo, I hada take a shit so bad I had a bad case of dog dick.
Dog Dicking
When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.
I can't get around this dog dicking driver.
dog dicked
Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.
Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."
dog dick
A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.
This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.
dog's dick
1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.
The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.
The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.
'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'