Doggy Issues
When you know your dog lowkey hates you, but you love it too much to care.
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
"My dog bit me yesterday, but I didn't scold her. Instead, I apologized and praised her for saying no and teaching me her consent boundaries."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."