Dog locking
(adj) The art of inserting a thumb into someones arse and bending it once inserted (preventing the other party from moving).
Boy I fucked that slapper hard. She nearly fell off it was that wet so i had to dog lock her.
Dog Locked
A vigorous bout of love making concluding with the participating couple becoming locked together.
Gordon and Pete had become Dog Locked. A bucket of cold water was required to break them apart.
Dog Lock
To grab somebody and not let go, even when they struggle. Usally by locking your arms around the person. Often used when discribing how somebody has had sex.
Phil: "After all that, She didn't want to?"
Daz: "No!"
Phil: "aw man, you should have just Dog Locked her"
Daz: "No!"
Phil: "aw man, you should have just Dog Locked her"
Dog locked
Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.
Very rarly happens in humans.
Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.