Dogpressed
When your dog goes through a midlife crisis and gets a little depressed.
Yesterday Charlie was looking really sad... I think he's dogpressed.
Dumped dogpression
The withdrawals a person goes to after loosing contact with a dog due to a breakup.
John was an asshole but I’m having real dumped dogpression.
Dogpression
When your sad because you miss your dog or there’s just no dogs.
I’ve had dogpression at work because my coworker stopped brining their dog.